<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7447655708740365206</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:08:13.221-07:00</updated><category term='poetry'/><category term='humorous'/><category term='cynical'/><category term='wry'/><category term='fuuny'/><category term='poem'/><category term='funny'/><category term='deep'/><category term='angry'/><title type='text'>Moose Drinking Water</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7447655708740365206/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Moose Drinking Water</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14932822697089343763</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7447655708740365206.post-2388507532402143352</id><published>2009-05-05T13:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T13:52:59.395-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fuuny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cynical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humorous'/><title type='text'>This Assembly Line</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;My whole life I’ve been stuck on this assembly line&lt;br /&gt;They tell me when it’s over I will be fine&lt;br /&gt;But for some reason I don’t believe it&lt;br /&gt;I want to control my own life and get up and leave it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First it gave me all sorts of rules&lt;br /&gt;And then it shipped me off to school&lt;br /&gt;Next it told me what is right and wrong&lt;br /&gt;While it pushed my along with a cattle prong&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is always operating on my mind&lt;br /&gt;While it contaminates my heart to make sure I don’t shine&lt;br /&gt;I can already feel its horrible work&lt;br /&gt;But in my mind escape plans still lurk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everybody else just follows along&lt;br /&gt;But I don’t want to be stuck in this planned out song&lt;br /&gt;But if I jump of this machine that makes me fit in&lt;br /&gt;They’ll throw me in the loony bin&lt;br /&gt;I want to get off this assembly line and enjoy my life&lt;br /&gt;But what they’ll do then will cause great strife&lt;br /&gt;The things they’ll do if I escape make me worry&lt;br /&gt;But it’s worth it just to plan my own journey&lt;br /&gt;To get out of this system takes great courage&lt;br /&gt;But if I do my heart will flourish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need to use my brain while I still have it&lt;br /&gt;You never know when the machine will spring up and grab it&lt;br /&gt;Maybe they’re right and I’m insane&lt;br /&gt;Or maybe the assembly line has already replaced their brains&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7447655708740365206-2388507532402143352?l=moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2388507532402143352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/this-assembly-line.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7447655708740365206/posts/default/2388507532402143352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7447655708740365206/posts/default/2388507532402143352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/this-assembly-line.html' title='This Assembly Line'/><author><name>Moose Drinking Water</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14932822697089343763</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7447655708740365206.post-8226233108774399518</id><published>2009-05-05T13:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T13:50:44.396-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cynical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humorous'/><title type='text'>My Deep Angry Poem</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;My Deep Angry Poem&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone tells me to be myself&lt;br /&gt;But I want to call everyone a stupid short elf&lt;br /&gt;Everyone tells me to follow my heart&lt;br /&gt;But all I want to do is eat chips and drink pop and fart&lt;br /&gt;Everyone tells me to follow my dreams&lt;br /&gt;But I want to punch them until they burst at the seams&lt;br /&gt;Everyone tells me to think on my own&lt;br /&gt;But I want everyone to follow my commands while I sit on a golden throne&lt;br /&gt;Everyone tells me to be my own man&lt;br /&gt;But I want to stick their heads in the sand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I did whatever I wanted&lt;br /&gt;I’d end up on the list of “Most Wanted”&lt;br /&gt;If I said whatever I thought&lt;br /&gt;I’d end up beaten or shot&lt;br /&gt;I’m receiving mixed messages right now&lt;br /&gt;Do I do the things people expect or call everyone a big fat cow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s not that I’m all bad you see&lt;br /&gt;There is actually a  quite large good side in me&lt;br /&gt;But the dark side speaks much much louder&lt;br /&gt;It takes much less wisdom and love and in the end it gives you much much more power&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s one thing to ask if I’ll do what’s expected&lt;br /&gt;Or if I will do whatever I have elected&lt;br /&gt;But it’s a whole different story to find which emotions I follow&lt;br /&gt;Part of me wants to help others at whatever expense but another wants to do what’s best for me, even if it causes others great sorrow&lt;br /&gt;There are so many feelings that flow inside me&lt;br /&gt;In the end the person I become will be from which feelings I follow along with which way the wind guides me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7447655708740365206-8226233108774399518?l=moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8226233108774399518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-deep-angry-poem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7447655708740365206/posts/default/8226233108774399518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7447655708740365206/posts/default/8226233108774399518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moosedrinkingwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-deep-angry-poem.html' title='My Deep Angry Poem'/><author><name>Moose Drinking Water</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14932822697089343763</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
